I recently got a 6 pack of Chobani Greek Yogurt shipped to me through the mail because I was lamenting on Twitter how I didn’t understand greek yogurt and they clearly thought I needed evangelized. They were right.
I have been chewing on this since the story broke of course and my brain has been tapping away at it for some reason I couldn’t figure out…is this just like, a reality show trainwreck I’ve been fascinated with seeing derailed or what…? But I think it was looking for a lesson.
So I’ve apparently lost my senses. Senses the good Lord gave me that would tell me important things like “when you run for more than a minute, your headmeats invert and try to eat your lungs.” I’ve ignored this pretty obvious warning sign and just signed up for my first 5k because of peer pressure. And not even the mean kind the kind that’s like “see how badass I am? Just sign up, it’s for Halloween! It’ll be fun!”
It’s of course an election year so what that means is we are figuring out who is most qualified to obtain presidency for the next 4 years governing this great, free nation of the United States….and also probably more importantly, that anyone with a strong political affiliation loses their ever. Loving. Minds.
What finally set me off today is the Todd Akin soundbyte shenanigan where in a television interview he said something ignorant at best, willfully irresponsible and deceptive at worst about “legitimate rapes” that result in pregnancy.
So I have a new must-have for summer and I feel incredibly ridiculous that it took me this long to discover it but… Baby powder….
